Dennis? His name has 6 letters. He hired Matt to hire Slayer to set the bomb in place, to begin the whole conspiracy which would keep us busy. He needed us busy. He needed to go deeper. They told him it was too unstable. But Dennis never was a man to be bossed about by amateurs. He could do it. He just needed time.

Hold on... If I'm 314... 3-1+4=6... What it all comes down to? Nothing. Gurdy... Have you tried auditioning for a drama story writer?

If so, I want him hired!

Oh Spartan314, so quick to leap to innocence? Let us not forget that 3+1-4=0.

If I had your original birth certificate in my hands I would bet anything in the world that it would say one thing under "name": Vertigo.

hmmm, it would seem my plan has worked and the blame is being out in another direction,
hehe these meddling kids with never find out the true identity of the puppet master.



























quick to the bat cave robin.

<snipped>
Edited by Advancebo on Jul 22, 2011 at 01:37 AM

Where do i fit into all of this?
1+2+3+4+5 = 15
Olly12345 = 9

15 - 9 is 6!
Am i some sort of sleeper agent?

8+8=16 - "goldkilla" (9) = 7, close but no cigar. If you spelled KILLER right, then yes you would have been.
Edited by iHalo on Jul 22, 2011 at 02:05 AM

I'd sure hope you aren't involved.
Edited by Gurdy on Jul 22, 2011 at 02:23 AM

1) Take the obvious:

Dennis currently is the best person ever. DUH!

2) Change the U to a V (which is proper Latin anyway):

Dennis cvrrently is the best person ever. DVH!

3) Extract all Roman Numerals (Ignoring Dennis's name):

I C V L V D V

4) Convert into Arabic values:

1 100 5 50 5 500 5

5) Add all the numbers:

666

OMG.

I'm just joking...
Edited by Pepzee on Jul 22, 2011 at 02:21 AM

What a conspiracy!! How could HCE have been filled with so many infiltrators? Men we are facing an impending crisis, quick to the nuclear bunkers!!!

Edit: smaller
Edited by Contrary Smuglord on Jul 22, 2011 at 02:54 AM

I'll take you down with me!!!

די וועלט ווי מיר קענען עס וועט פּעריש און מיר וועלן גיין מיט אים

^ that's got to be the biggest load of yiddish i have heard in a long time ;)

...guys I'll be honest I'm not sure what I just read.

is yoko hott? and just how soft n salty is her bosom?

Isn't it obvious?
Your name begins with Gold, gold has the symbol (Au) on the periodic table, and the atomic number of 79.
See where i'm going with this?
A is the 1st letter of the alphabet, and u is the 21st!
79/88 = .8977
+21 = 21.8977
Killa has 5 letters in it
21.8977/5 = 4.3795
Now, you may be thinking to yourself "4.3795? what is this!"
Ah but i am not done yet!
4f14 5d10 6s1
Now if you know your physics like a proper evil scientist, this is the electron configuration of gold, now lets punch in some numbers!

4.3795 * 4
17.518
17.518 - 14
3.518
3.518 ^ 5
358.86
358.86 / (10+6)
33.67
now lets just have a look, if we make this an integer, then the .67 is immediately taken our leaving us with 33
now we have F, D, S, and 1 left
F = 6
D = 4
Lets make 4 into 2 sets of 2
S = 19

33 - 19 = 14
14 - 6 = 8
8 - 2 = 6!

so we have our 6, and with 3 to spare.
It's obvious that you are the third member of a secret cell that's been secretly giving information to dennis by use of smoke signals, and you never even knew.

I was born on 22/2 so 2+2+2=6
my destiny is kill all humanity, now is clear,thats why i hate Humans

Or maybe its a satire.

A satire of what exactly? The spy movies?
-Zekilk

Am I the only one not involved? There's no way you could get a 6 from my name. :P Although my xfire title and real name is Jaz...
Edited by Garagorn888 on Jul 22, 2011 at 02:07 PM

Garagorn is 8 letters, so we now have four 8's
8*8=64
8*8=64
6 4
6 4
4-4=0
remaining.. two 6's Your twice what I am.

This is honestly starting to become funny, the "green splotch" was a decal with the incorrect shader applied.

anyone wanna tell me how I'm involved? lol. I'm surprised you guys actually spent some time doing math/research doing this...

I go visit the new vegas modding community for a few days and this happens?

...I should go away more often XD

Your name is 9 letters. Add the 3 and the 4 and you get 7. Then take 7 from 9 and you get 2. Then multiply that by 3(Which is the amount of steps it's taken to get here) and you get 6.

This thread is pointless

Don't be such an ignorant neighsayer, ignorance only helps the secret abusive shadow government.

Don't get so angry. Its just to throw off the commies. =3

But Communism is our saving grace in our corrupt capitalist society!

This whole thing is bigger than your realize

I still want to know what we win for our 6's.. can we trade them in for cash bonus'? are they for leadership roles? etc.

lol wow...