while I was destroying my friends with the death chair on sidewinder advanced today i realized that there needs to be a map that everyone hates. What I means is that it should have all the weapons that people hate other people for using. I think it would be so funny to play cause everyone would be yelling at each other.
Edited by The Programmer on Mar 2, 2010 at 07:50 PM

inb4 "NUUUUUKKKKKEESSSSS."

retina. best map EVER.

Forgot to add in the most hated vehicles

hugeass <- most hated map ever

that scorpion shaped vehicle with the chainguns that shot sniper bullets and the cannon with the projectile that stuck on things was annoying

THATS GENIUS!!! especially on lan with friends that dont know it.

or, do what kirby did on that prank map, and have all 4 buttons say resume game, and they actually do that

l28 log on in 20 minutes

Make it a forerunner/unsc/RP/box/bloodgulchmod/generic/crappy/nothing/huge/unoriginal/cliff map and it is instantly bad!
add to the list

make cmt blood gulch firefight. include tons of rips, dont credit anyone, and make the waves extremely hard, with a stash of at least 50 overshields inside each base.

Make it have custom lightmaps and don't tell anyone the tool you used.

Im gonna say no to those ideas, mine is cool and fun

make a closet map where only one person can escape. fyi the closet has a bomb in it. every 10 seconds it goes off and the only weapon is your fists.

Im not a dbag who rips and tells other person to do stuff for me

Longest, with 16 players and no ammo.
Most stupid thing ever.

thread is getting off topic

how I put signs in the map that makes fun of other members of this site
Edited by The Programmer on Mar 2, 2010 at 09:15 PM

You mean a AI sign, that thinks up its own jokes and makes fun of people?
Or are you talking about deaf people who sign?
Either way, just make a sign and make a texture for it, or dload a sign and texture swop it.
Edited by Maniac1000 on Mar 2, 2010 at 09:19 PM

thats what I meant

I know.
Just make it a scenery and make it scathing.

You really want a map that everyone will hate? That's easy:

Use Hang em High's BSP.

Stuff around 3 pelicans in the map at random.

Replace the pelican's engine sounds with this sound: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/0/9/2/09239186ba60ce4957eb745d930b5162.mp3

Fill the rest of the space up with rocket launchers that shoot nukes.

Replace their explosion sounds with loud square waves: http://content.ytmnd.com/content/5/2/c/52c7fdf4435b445c14d3627208051d0d.wav

Pile a bunch of actually good ripped weapons and vehicles tightly in one corner of the map. And I mean truly pile them.

Add a sign scenery pointing to them that says "these r all mine".

Place the CTF, Oddball, King, and Race flags tightly in another corner of the map.

Put all spawn points in the air.

Replace biped footstep sounds with grenade explosions.

Replace all the multiplayer UI widgets with "Activate Aimbot" and tie each one to a script that just does (crash "") (yes, that actually crashes Halo. Try it in devmode.)

Replace all the announcer dialogue ('Red team has the flag' and such) with a recording of someone screaming loudly.

Replace the flag and oddball with weapons that self-destruct with a nuke explosion. Make sure they have the square wave sound too.

Replace the map ambient sound with a looped recording of a computer voice saying "soi soi soi soi soi".

Add another nuke explosion to the flashlight of the players.

For extra hate points: Replace the player biped with a destroyable hog that shoots nukes with the same explosion sound ^ (yes you can play as a vehicle. Try it in globals.)

For absolute overkill: Replace the player biped with a turret ... :)

Mission accomplished.

I like how the instructions above are really detailed. It's almost like someone's actually going to follow them >.>

^win

How would that work

Start with a box (a really big box).
Add bad textures and UVs.
Remove any essence of gameplay.
Insert pathetically overpowered weapons.
Use stupid looking player bipeds.
Add pointless/useless/broken vehicles.
Add idiotic respawn points.

And last but certainly not least.

Nukes. Tons of them.

whatever I do what I want!!

take those female bipeds from desolation or whatever that map is

make the map a kitchen where your only weapons are pots and pans.

Just a box with some spawn points. Nothing else. No textures, no weapons, no scenery, nothing.

Im just going to mod a map so it will have some of the most hated weapons and vehicles, signs that make fun of people and a couple things with Im keeping secret

Sounds like a good idea xD

So why make a thread? How to make the most hated map ever. Either a statement or question.
Lol fail.
Oh your daugters 4 now?

In order for the map to be truly hated, everyone has to like it and want to play it when it comes out. Then that's all the new people to Halo want to play, and eventually people get tired of others playing that map and no one playing any good maps. That is how a map becomes hated. how you go about making the map like that, is your decision. :)

Me KS has the best Idea.

its pedobear!