
Tricky
Joined: Aug 13, 2007
I cant think of a quote...
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 04:22 AM
Msg. 1 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: commanderfarvel When you name your profile, give it fancy letters, it looks cool and keeps your average noob host from banning for no reason! EG:Ixdæ╧αÄ
Wouldnt you ban using player ID anyway?
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Polamee
Joined: Feb 25, 2008
MP2SPMT's founder
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 04:38 AM
Msg. 2 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: commanderfarvel When you name your profile, give it fancy letters, it looks cool and keeps your average noob host from banning for no reason! EG:Ixdæ╧αÄ
You still can ban by IP. So there really is no point.
STRAFE! this will prevent Nades from killing you, and wreaks havoc on the sniper all the way across blood gulch
I've tried this many times, dosen't work well against frag nades or ppl spraying ARs (who are usually those who throw the nades)
TEABAG! this is global.
I don't see the point....you make yourself a good sniper target. ;P
ignore the noobs, if they are teamkilling you, kill them, and then enjoy a nice teabag.
Yaaay! Except that ppl will begin to accuse you of teamkilling because you killed the noobs.
spawn campers, while they are busy killing you all, wait for a loophole or distration that gets him away from you, then stick him. then teabag.
warthog noobs, STRAFE! and spam gernades! magnum will help you more than an assulalt rifle will! then teabag!
if someone joins as Player001, that useally means that they are a n0ob, TEABAG!
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Marka Haiyana
Joined: Mar 24, 2009
w0rt
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 04:57 AM
Msg. 3 of 38
I like this guy. He knows what it means to be a damn MLG superstar.
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jacknme
Joined: Aug 29, 2008
If you see this, you must be in an old topic
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 05:30 AM
Msg. 4 of 38
Um, farvel you know that you can ban them by sv_players, than sv_ban "player_number" right.
Also, strafe+jump is the best!
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Cocaine
Joined: Mar 2, 2009
Can't stop napping.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 05:39 AM
Msg. 5 of 38
This is common sense. If you see someone pointing a gun at you , you obviously dont stop to Teabag the ground. When a grenade is thrown at you , you try to avoid it. If you cant avoid the grenade , keep strafing and rapid crouching. Learn to lead. Good snipers can pick off people just moving in 1 direction. Your best bet is to move left and right , that throws off any leading they have. Unless you're fighting the host , in which case , you pray for a noob. All weapons except the Sniper and Pistol dont work at long range. =/ Duh.
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Marka Haiyana
Joined: Mar 24, 2009
w0rt
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 06:46 AM
Msg. 6 of 38
-If someone kills you, it's obviously a botter. Nobody can 3 shot kill without botting. -If someone headshots you close range, host or not, botter. Teabag the dickins outta that mofo. -Gloat. Whenever you get a totally MLG 3SK on someone, spam it. Let them KNOW how MLG you really are. -Always make fun of those bad kids who think plasma weapons and needlers are the best. Everyone knows the pistol is what the true pros use. -The AR is an utter POS. Never. Ever. Use it. -Always whore the heavy weapons. Only babies cry when they get rocketed by a true pro. -Whenever you lose, spam the chat "BOTTER BOTTER BOTTER" -If someone doubts your true MLG skills, call them out and force them to SJ you and put it on youtube. -If they do, laugh at them for having no life. -TEABAG. TEABAG. TEABAG MAKES YOU GOOD. -Everything I'm telling you is completely serial. Everything I'm typing here is 100% legit. DO YOU DOUBT ME? Edited by Marka Haiyana on Jun 25, 2009 at 06:53 AM
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Headhunter09
Joined: May 6, 2008
This is the truth.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 06:49 AM
Msg. 7 of 38
best tactics = act according to the situation
There is not a set rule or group of rules that if you follow them you are bound to win. You need certain pre-requisites, like fast reflexes, an ability to think spatially, predict he enemy movements, and do things like lead, crouch, jump, strafe while firing, snipe on the move, trace sniper contrails, etc.
But you also need to be able to act according the th situation. If you pick up a sniper rifle every time, you won't get very far. Choose your weapons and route according to the enemies tactics and what the rest of your team is doing. Although it seems obvious, this is the biggest problem. Everyone just keeps going the same way, and getting slaughtered.
It took a couple months of playing Soldat (one of the best games ever, and free) to realize that every route, tactic, and weapon has a role.
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Cocaine
Joined: Mar 2, 2009
Can't stop napping.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 07:19 AM
Msg. 8 of 38
Headhunter , i pick up a sniper rifle every chance i get and i have a record of 45 to 1 ratio. ^^ Of course , when the situation demands it , ill pick something else up.
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DaGreat B R I A N
Joined: May 16, 2009
Move it, Marines!
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 08:39 AM
Msg. 9 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: Marka Haiyana
-If someone kills you, it's obviously a botter. Nobody can 3 shot kill without botting. -If someone headshots you close range, host or not, botter. Teabag the dickins outta that mofo. -Gloat. Whenever you get a totally MLG 3SK on someone, spam it. Let them KNOW how MLG you really are. -Always make fun of those bad kids who think plasma weapons and needlers are the best. Everyone knows the pistol is what the true pros use. -The AR is an utter POS. Never. Ever. Use it. -Always whore the heavy weapons. Only babies cry when they get rocketed by a true pro. -Whenever you lose, spam the chat "BOTTER BOTTER BOTTER" -If someone doubts your true MLG skills, call them out and force them to SJ you and put it on youtube. -If they do, laugh at them for having no life. -TEABAG. TEABAG. TEABAG MAKES YOU GOOD. -Everything I'm telling you is completely serial. Everything I'm typing here is 100% legit. DO YOU DOUBT ME? Edited by Marka Haiyana on Jun 25, 2009 at 06:53 AM To emphasize on this, I played a 1 v 1 with someone named MLG PR0SH0Tz who thought he was the best. We played on Z Sanctuary PB2 (a map my PC isn't really built for), and he started to go all 'MLG' like on me. But, since I've played MLG people in Halo 3, I know what they do. I'm semi MLG myself.... The kid rushes for the sniper, and when he does get it I 4 shot him before one of his shots hit me. MLG PR0SH0Tz: BOTTER He runs around with his BR, I have the sniper, I snipe him 3 times in the head. MLG PR0SHOTz: Y U BOTTING N00B PLAY LIKE A PRO Eventually, I got 15-0 off of him he left by trying to crash my PC and server. Didn't work. MLG = Ego-whoring people. But they aren't always the best. Actually, maybe 5% of them are really "Pro". Tactics in CE? >> Shotgun iz 4 fagz >> Like never get the overshields, it's like god forbidden >> Vehicles are a no no >> Use the pistol only, teabag ur AR when u dr0pz it because it sux like that [/sarcasm]
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Higuy
Joined: Mar 6, 2007
@lucasgovatos
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 09:35 AM
Msg. 10 of 38
Quote: -The AR is an utter POS. Never. Ever. Use it.
NO.Seriously, Pistol + Ar (when you don't have a sniper) is the best combo. What you do is when your in close range, you use the pistol, and try to get his health down. If you can't kill him by the team you have to reload, take out your AR and spray him with bullets, he's bound to die if your up close.
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Karrde
Joined: Jul 30, 2007
Power beyond containing
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:43 AM
Msg. 11 of 38
I wish you would stop making threads like this.
The AR sucks, don't use it. Pistol/plasma rifle is the best combo, plasma rifle for shields, then headshot with pistol.
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RainyMonday
Joined: Jun 24, 2009
Excuse me, ladies.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 11:34 AM
Msg. 12 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: HiguyQuote: -The AR is an utter POS. Never. Ever. Use it.
NO.Seriously, Pistol + Ar (when you don't have a sniper) is the best combo. What you do is when your in close range, you use the pistol, and try to get his health down. If you can't kill him by the team you have to reload, take out your AR and spray him with bullets, he's bound to die if your up close. I go pistol + shotgun. The assault rifle is horrible further than 2 meters away.
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Higuy
Joined: Mar 6, 2007
@lucasgovatos
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 11:37 AM
Msg. 13 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: RainyMondayQuote: --- Original message by: HiguyQuote: -The AR is an utter POS. Never. Ever. Use it.
NO.Seriously, Pistol + Ar (when you don't have a sniper) is the best combo. What you do is when your in close range, you use the pistol, and try to get his health down. If you can't kill him by the team you have to reload, take out your AR and spray him with bullets, he's bound to die if your up close. I go pistol + shotgun. The assault rifle is horrible further than 2 meters away. Not if you know how to use it right.
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MegaSquirrel
Joined: May 26, 2009
Deal with it nerd
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 11:44 AM
Msg. 14 of 38
Pistol+AR-epic win for me,i shoot the guy till he has no shields,then i spray bullets at him,then he perishes,best combo for Short range fighting,its only too bad Halo 1 didnt had The MA5C AR,then it would be easier :o srsly,when you lose say BOTTER BOTTER BOTTER?thats just a sore loser.
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Wolf_
Joined: May 16, 2006
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 11:47 AM
Msg. 15 of 38
You are recruited by MLG Millionare! (NOT)
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Koo294
Joined: Nov 30, 2008
How is she when she doesn't surf?
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 11:51 AM
Msg. 16 of 38
This may sound extremely noobish, but what's tea bagging?
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MegaSquirrel
Joined: May 26, 2009
Deal with it nerd
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 11:52 AM
Msg. 17 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: Koo294 This may sound extremely noobish, but what's tea bagging? Dancing on a dead enemy.
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SiMuLaCrUm
Joined: Oct 25, 2006
too digital
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 12:55 PM
Msg. 18 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: commanderfarvel When you name your profile, give it fancy letters, it looks cool and keeps your average noob host from banning for no reason! EG:Ixdæ╧αÄ
sv_playerlist bla bla bla 0 bla bla 1 Ixdæ╧αÄ 3
sv_ban 3
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OrangeJuice
Joined: Jan 29, 2009
Documentation and debug.txt
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 01:52 PM
Msg. 19 of 38
Flamethrower for close range, and AR in bursts for long range.
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UnevenElefant5
Joined: May 3, 2008
its been fun yall, i'll never forget this site :')
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 06:29 PM
Msg. 20 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: Marka Haiyana
-If someone kills you, it's obviously a botter. Nobody can 3 shot kill without botting. -If someone headshots you close range, host or not, botter. Teabag the dickins outta that mofo. -Gloat. Whenever you get a totally MLG 3SK on someone, spam it. Let them KNOW how MLG you really are. -Always make fun of those bad kids who think plasma weapons and needlers are the best. Everyone knows the pistol is what the true pros use. -The AR is an utter POS. Never. Ever. Use it. -Always whore the heavy weapons. Only babies cry when they get rocketed by a true pro. -Whenever you lose, spam the chat "BOTTER BOTTER BOTTER" -If someone doubts your true MLG skills, call them out and force them to SJ you and put it on youtube. -If they do, laugh at them for having no life. -TEABAG. TEABAG. TEABAG MAKES YOU GOOD. -Everything I'm telling you is completely serial. Everything I'm typing here is 100% legit. DO YOU DOUBT ME? Edited by Marka Haiyana on Jun 25, 2009 at 06:53 AM Damn straight.
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Gamma927
Joined: Jun 12, 2008
Steam: gamma927
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:15 PM
Msg. 21 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: lazygamer123Quote: --- Original message by: HiguyQuote: --- Original message by: RainyMondayQuote: --- Original message by: HiguyQuote: -The AR is an utter POS. Never. Ever. Use it.
NO.Seriously, Pistol + Ar (when you don't have a sniper) is the best combo. What you do is when your in close range, you use the pistol, and try to get his health down. If you can't kill him by the team you have to reload, take out your AR and spray him with bullets, he's bound to die if your up close. I go pistol + shotgun. The assault rifle is horrible further than 2 meters away. Not if you know how to use it right. ^Higuy is right^ AR is close and medium range weapon. Halo 1 pistol everything range. AR+H1 Pistol= Mass rape and domination through the game. H1 Flamethrower is great close range. H1 plasma rifle good a close range and good medium range. H1 plasma pistol is good a only close range. H1 Fuel Rod is excellent at long range and meduim range. H1 Rocket Launcher good at all range, but take too long to shot. H1 Sniper Rifle is good long range, meduim and terrible a close range. Vehicle H1 Warthog is great a close, meduim range and terrible a long range. H1 Scorpion is excellent at all range. H1 Banshee is excellent at all range. H1 Ghost is good at all range. H1 Gauess Warthog is excellent at all range. You do mean rocket warthog, right? There's a difference between rockets and guass cannons. Also, the assault rifle is sheer ownage, if you couple it with a plasma pistol.
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Cocaine
Joined: Mar 2, 2009
Can't stop napping.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:21 PM
Msg. 22 of 38
Nonsense , the best combo is auctually the plasma pistol and the standard pistol. Unfortunatly , few people know how to lead the plasma , and when they do get it right , the homing throws it off.
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SegwayMaster1324
Joined: Feb 7, 2009
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:22 PM
Msg. 23 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: Recycle Bin
ROCKIT LAWNCHAIR AND SPAM GREENAIDS! THEN U THE SHOTGUN ADN MELEE HIM TILL HE IS DEATH!
WE B AWL LIEK *pew* *pew* *pew* *grathunk* *whisp* *KABOOM!*
ARE YOU RED E!? IMA PWN SUM N00BZ!!!111
I SWEAR TO GAWD! THIS IS WAT MLG YOUSES! Edited by Recycle Bin on Jun 25, 2009 at 06:28 PM 0mgz u r MLG pro R3CY13 31N sign my br kk thanks plox. [/thread]
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Cocaine
Joined: Mar 2, 2009
Can't stop napping.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:27 PM
Msg. 24 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: SegwayMaster1324Quote: --- Original message by: Recycle Bin
ROCKIT LAWNCHAIR AND SPAM GREENAIDS! THEN U THE SHOTGUN ADN MELEE HIM TILL HE IS DEATH!
WE B AWL LIEK *pew* *pew* *pew* *grathunk* *whisp* *KABOOM!*
ARE YOU RED E!? IMA PWN SUM N00BZ!!!111
I SWEAR TO GAWD! THIS IS WAT MLG YOUSES! Edited by Recycle Bin on Jun 25, 2009 at 06:28 PM 0mgz u r MLG pro R3CY13 31N sign my br kk thanks plox. [/thread] -Clap clap clap-
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JLtheking
Joined: Mar 4, 2009
imma
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:43 PM
Msg. 25 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: lazygamer123 H1 Sniper Rifle is good long range, meduim and terrible a close range.
qring the sniper rifle PWNS long range and OWNS close range. IT sucks mid range though PWNS > OWNS the short range thing only applies if you are uaing a mouse, which is obviously more accurate then a console
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Cocaine
Joined: Mar 2, 2009
Can't stop napping.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:46 PM
Msg. 26 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: JLthekingQuote: --- Original message by: lazygamer123 H1 Sniper Rifle is good long range, meduim and terrible a close range.
qring the sniper rifle PWNS long range and OWNS close range. IT sucks mid range though PWNS > OWNS the short range thing only applies if you are uaing a mouse, which is obviously more accurate then a console It works at all ranges , i prefer using it at medium range instead of the others , though. My reasons for doing so is because , at long range , i cant see my enemy that well , so i have to use the 8x scope , which reduces my FOV and makes the target harder to hit if he moves. At lose range , it's impossible to use the scope or lead at all. But at all ranges , the damage is the same.
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Gamma927
Joined: Jun 12, 2008
Steam: gamma927
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:46 PM
Msg. 27 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: Cocaine Nonsense , the best combo is auctually the plasma pistol and the standard pistol. Unfortunatly , few people know how to lead the plasma , and when they do get it right , the homing throws it off. Then don't lead using it, or use very little leading.
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TVTyrant
Joined: Mar 16, 2008
Who am I?
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:46 PM
Msg. 28 of 38
Best way to break up campers is to use Hogs and charge their position. Works every time :)
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UnevenElefant5
Joined: May 3, 2008
its been fun yall, i'll never forget this site :')
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:46 PM
Msg. 29 of 38
n00b combo ftw
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Cocaine
Joined: Mar 2, 2009
Can't stop napping.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:47 PM
Msg. 30 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: Gamma927Quote: --- Original message by: Cocaine Nonsense , the best combo is auctually the plasma pistol and the standard pistol. Unfortunatly , few people know how to lead the plasma , and when they do get it right , the homing throws it off. Then don't lead using it, or use very little leading. Play on a server with 300 ping , which i often get and then come back and tell me if i have to lead or not.
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Gamma927
Joined: Jun 12, 2008
Steam: gamma927
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:50 PM
Msg. 31 of 38
I'm back. Don't lead much, unless you want the homing to throw it off. And get a better internet connection.
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Cocaine
Joined: Mar 2, 2009
Can't stop napping.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:54 PM
Msg. 32 of 38
It hurts so deep when people tell me to get a better internet connection , because the real solution is to move to the United States. =P
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UnevenElefant5
Joined: May 3, 2008
its been fun yall, i'll never forget this site :')
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:55 PM
Msg. 33 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: Cocaine It hurts so deep when people tell me to get a better internet connection , because the real solution is to move to the United States. =P GET A BETTER INTERNET CONNECTION!!!!
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Cocaine
Joined: Mar 2, 2009
Can't stop napping.
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:56 PM
Msg. 34 of 38
Quote: --- Original message by: UnevenElefant5Quote: --- Original message by: Cocaine It hurts so deep when people tell me to get a better internet connection , because the real solution is to move to the United States. =P GET A BETTER INTERNET CONNECTION!!!! It feels better coming from you , Elefant , i dont know why.
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Hry
Joined: Sep 1, 2008
:)
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Posted: Jun 25, 2009 10:57 PM
Msg. 35 of 38
I'm so freakin Pro, nubs.
Ahaha look at you kid, trying to get a 3sk like me, gtfo.
Lulz.
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