Hi guys, I'm Bracktanus and I've been playing Halo Custom Edition for a long time, but only recently did my home planet of Dosaic get internet, so now I can participate in the community! But let me lay down some ground rules:

1. If you're Human or Sangheili, I am better than you

2. The Great Journey is real

3. Thorn Beast is the best food. Ever. This is non debatable since I am better than you.

4. Any new recipes you have for Thorn Beast must be sent to me first.

5. I demand a campaign be created where you play as a Brute, playing as a Human is the dumbest thing I've ever seen.

Other than those rules I bet we'll all get along just great. Just remember, Brutes are better than you.
Edited by Bracktanus on Apr 29, 2012 at 10:55 PM

Get out, troll.

A Troll? What are these 'trolls' you speak of? I am a brute, puny human.

I'm going to be honest. Thorn Beast is only okay, Lamb Chops are far tastier.

I will destroy you human! I SHALL TEAR YOU INTO BLOODY RIBBONS. Thorn beast is AMAZING, NOTHING RIVALS THE TASTINESS OF THORN BEAST.
Edited by Bracktanus on Apr 29, 2012 at 11:07 PM

However I do know the secret recipe to making thorn beast tasty in your everyday restaurant cuisines. 10% thorn beast + 1 whole jiralhanae + salt = tasty thorn beast cuisine.

You sicken me brute, eating your own kind. YEE CANNIBALS!


@Dennis, please remove this topic.

That is NOT how thorn beast is prepared! You have a SICK MIND, HUMAN!

Selski is better than Thornbeast, easier to eat, too!

Come on, human, have you ever even TRIED Thorn Beast?

If you're not "human", and you think "human's" are stupid, then WHY ARE YOU TALKING LIKE ONE? TALK IN YOUR OWN LANGUAGE YOU UGLY MONKEY.

Hahahaha! How many humans do you know that eat Selski? You know what, brute? I like your kind!

I want to kill him already.

*Goes into topic*

*reads for about 2 seconds*

My mind: "...Yeah...Troll."

*Decides to post*

*leaves*

And this is where you went completely wrong.

FTFY.

Curious question: Are you Altheros? I'm simply asking as this is the behaviour that is typical of him. If you dont know about him... you don't need to know. Seriously, don't.

Anyway, FELLOW BRUTE LOVER! I have a secret recipe for Thorn Beast, yet I not share. I mean.

Though seriously. Why did you create a topic to present yourself. If it was a portfolio of any works you have done, that would have been accepted.

I am not this 'Altheros' you speak of. I am simply a Brute who has enough to pay for the extremely expensive internet services offered on Dosaic.

Also, you must share this secret recipe for Thorn Beast, if you do I will share with you my secret recipe for Thorn Beast sandwiches.

fail joke.... fail troll...

how are you here then?

Why are you guys hating on me? I'm a Brute, and thus, I am awesome. Did the Arbiter or Master Chief put you up to this? Because those guys are total haters who suck.



Wow, way to make fun of my late cousin Tracknus. He was always a little slow, I will find you and tear you to pieces next time I go to Earth for vacation.
Edited by Bracktanus on Apr 30, 2012 at 10:46 AM

I'm an AI. Arbiter and Master Chief live in a apartment located in Canada now. Anyway,why did you bother making a whole thread just to state your race, your personal information and your "superiority"?

Because Brutes ARE superior, and all you lesser Humans, Sangheili, Unggoy, and whatever others use this forum need to know that my opinion is the greatest, unless another Brute is involved, then we shall have a fight to the death to see who is right.

EDIT: By the way, where is this 'Canada'? I must find The Demon and The Arbiter and DESRTROY THEM, also, if you could give me a list of fun things to do while in 'canada' it would be appreciated, AI. The Covenant military only allows for so much vacation time, you see, so I'll have to exact my revenge during my vacation.
Edited by Bracktanus on Apr 30, 2012 at 04:20 PM

I use to think Brutes were intimidating, then they took like 5 civil wars and a planetary bombardment to the species.
Edited by DarkHalo003 on Apr 30, 2012 at 04:38 PM

Need a map? Just bombard these coordinates: 49:15:00N 123:04:48W
You can go exploring all the major cities.Or kill all tourists and residents.
Edited by Dumb AI on Apr 30, 2012 at 06:36 PM

Thank you, computer-man. Now I know EXACTLY how to spend my vacation, better stock up on some Thorn Beast Jerky for the ride.
Edited by Bracktanus on Apr 30, 2012 at 06:45 PM

Ok.... Never seen someone who is such a brute fan that he/she actually think they are a brute.... :\ Either trolling, ooorrrr....... There really are Brutes! ........................Sarcasm ... |: | How old are you anyway ,because this is a bit childish... :|

Puny human, are you so dense that you didn't even know Brutes existed? We only recently got internet on Dosaic, that's why you haven't seen any of us on here. By the way, I'm 32 Dosaic years, for your information.
Edited by Bracktanus on Apr 30, 2012 at 07:39 PM

Uh huh...sure....

No, seriously. Here's a picture of me.

http://i46.tinypic.com/ildhme.jpg
Edited by Bracktanus on Apr 30, 2012 at 08:04 PM