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| Author | Topic: Craziest thing tool has told you? (24 messages, Page 1 of 1) | ||||
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 spartin115 Joined: Sep 26, 2009 
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Posted: Apr 12, 2011 05:08 AM
Msg. 1 of 24
The craziest thing tool has told me is that I should get Jason to wheel me around in a wheelchair.
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olly12345 Joined: Jul 30, 2008 
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Posted: Apr 12, 2011 07:09 AM
Msg. 2 of 24
How on earth did you get that?
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The Cereal Killer Joined: Mar 18, 2011 
Scripts, AI, cutscenes, ui_widgets, animation. |
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 09:07 AM
Msg. 3 of 24
You guys apparently don't work on animations:
 HEK has a ton of little jokes hidden in there. |
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Xoronatus Joined: Dec 6, 2010 
Taking a break |
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 11:05 AM
Msg. 4 of 24
Well, Bungie sure is fun. They always put cutscene jokes, like in Halo 2.
Cortana: "Could you possibly make any more noise?" Chief pulls out a rocket launcher Cortana: "I guess so"  |
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MatthewDratt Joined: Sep 11, 2010 
TAKEDOWN IS OUT MattDratt.com |
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 03:14 PM
Msg. 5 of 24
 Poor Marty's kids |
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SlappyThePirate Joined: Aug 24, 2009 
You are irritating, I'll release nothing |
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 03:24 PM
Msg. 6 of 24
"Ask matt" something-or-other. IDK the rest off the error.
I also LOL at "edge too long." It's not intended to be funny, but I think it's a ridiculous. |
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MatthewDratt Joined: Sep 11, 2010
TAKEDOWN IS OUT MattDratt.com |
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 04:24 PM
Msg. 7 of 24
ask me what? lol.
When I get that error I also go and ask myself |
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UBE Chief Joined: Sep 28, 2009 
Raising the bar, one kill at a time. |
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 04:34 PM
Msg. 8 of 24
^lol'd.
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SlappyThePirate Joined: Aug 24, 2009
You are irritating, I'll release nothing |
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 05:21 PM
Msg. 9 of 24
Oh, yeah... there's this really messed string list:
ui\virtual_keyboard_special_key_labels I like beans Your luck is about to change All your hard work will pay... Rest is good but idleness... Never wear your best pants... A good friend is the best... Edit the string list to see the whole thing. |
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GoldeNTacO Joined: Sep 27, 2009 
Stout Shako for 2 Refined |
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 05:58 PM
Msg. 10 of 24
Quote: --- Original message by: SlappyThePirate That was an easter egg from the Xbox version of the game. If you tried to make an account with the name .fortune, it would spit out a random saying.Oh, yeah... there's this really messed string list: ui\virtual_keyboard_special_key_labels I like beans Your luck is about to change All your hard work will pay... Rest is good but idleness... Never wear your best pants... A good friend is the best... Edit the string list to see the whole thing. http://halo.wikia.com/wiki/.fortune |
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Higuy Joined: Mar 6, 2007 
@lucasgovatos |
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 06:23 PM
Msg. 11 of 24
I remember seeing some random thing while editing a tag where it said "all useless **** goes here"
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Nickster5000 Joined: Dec 11, 2010 
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Posted: Apr 12, 2011 06:27 PM
Msg. 12 of 24
Quote: --- Original message by: The Cereal Killer You guys apparently don't work on animations: HEK has a ton of little jokes hidden in there. It seems like an obvious joke. Like rolling around in a wheelchair requires to use the "same node graphs". And mabye jason is a pro animator back at bungie studios. Lol. |
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UnevenElefant5 Joined: May 3, 2008 
its been fun yall, i'll never forget this site :') |
Posted: Apr 12, 2011 06:32 PM
Msg. 13 of 24
It's not tool, but if you hit ~ in sapien and type "Find" then Tab, it will fill in "find all ----ed up ----"
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olly12345 Joined: Jul 30, 2008
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Posted: Apr 12, 2011 07:28 PM
Msg. 14 of 24
Quote: --- Original message by: MatthewDratt Poor Marty's kids Marty Traded his kids for Foot. |
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Jesse Joined: Jan 18, 2009 Discord: Holy Crust#4500 |
Posted: Apr 13, 2011 12:40 AM
Msg. 15 of 24
It's actually so that particles make noise when impacting a surface.
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olly12345 Joined: Jul 30, 2008
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Posted: Apr 13, 2011 04:04 AM
Msg. 16 of 24
Quote: --- Original message by: jesse It's actually so that particles make noise when impacting a surface. Which is a Foot tag.... |
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Polamee Joined: Feb 25, 2008 
MP2SPMT's founder |
Posted: Apr 13, 2011 07:47 AM
Msg. 17 of 24
"Tell Matt someone failed to report a parsing error"
"EXCEPTION_ACCESS_VIOLATION EXCEPTION (THAT'S ALL I KNOW!)" |
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Dwood Joined: Oct 23, 2007 
Judge Ye Therefore |
Posted: Apr 13, 2011 09:58 PM
Msg. 18 of 24
error=/<cant get description/>
^That's a helpful error aint it? Edited by Dwood on Apr 13, 2011 at 09:58 PM |
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doompig444 Joined: Mar 22, 2010 
Mornië alantië |
Posted: Apr 14, 2011 04:22 AM
Msg. 19 of 24
successfully built cache file.
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Mythril - Screenshot Guru - Joined: Mar 29, 2008 
Jeffrey Albert Waldo |
Posted: Apr 14, 2011 05:05 AM
Msg. 20 of 24
Eh, was looking through tool in notepad and there was this bit about a septic tank :L
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olly12345 Joined: Jul 30, 2008
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Posted: Apr 14, 2011 09:09 AM
Msg. 21 of 24
Oh god..
I just did what mythril said, here's some of the errors it's possible to get Quote: ## ERROR hey - don't even try it! (uniform sprite sequences) don't F*****g swim in that septic tank with your mouth open like that Quote: type==_field_block parent_scan_state.field==child_scan_state.field \halopc\haloce\source\scenario\scenario_definitions.c object name '%s' exists in '%s' and '%s'... this will certainly f**k shet up Quote: AAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NONE %s Quote: ### YOU GOT F****D in rasterizer_set_texture_direct_non_blocking Quote: ### ERROR failed to import geometry '%s'. %#!*$^-&@ +unused +seamsealer +weatherpoly +exactportal +portal +sound +sky UNUSED minimum-distance maximum-distance gain- gain+ gain= NOT CHECKED OUT .\process_sounds.c minimum distance= %f maximum distance= %f gain= %f %s: that's better. i'm jason! just a minute while I suck... Quote: i'm a rebel! sound_cache_flush don't make me kick your ass Some of these aren't even errors o.o Quote: structure_bsp_cluster_portal_block ai can't hear through this shet Quote: poo poo ca ca pee pee empty damage#this effect is used when the weapon is not loaded misfire damage# I am thoroughly confused. |
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The Cereal Killer Joined: Mar 18, 2011
Scripts, AI, cutscenes, ui_widgets, animation. |
Posted: Apr 14, 2011 09:54 AM
Msg. 22 of 24
The, "don't make me kick your ass," and, "i'm a rebel!" are script command descriptions. Here are all of that type:
switch_bsp: takes your condom off and switches to a different structure_bsp texture_cache_flush: don't make me kick your ass ui_widget_show_path: blah blah sound_cache_dump_to_file: dump dat sh**! sound_cache_flush: i'm a rebel! Edited by The Cereal Killer on Apr 14, 2011 at 09:56 AM |
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Dwood Joined: Oct 23, 2007
Judge Ye Therefore |
Posted: Apr 14, 2011 12:03 PM
Msg. 23 of 24
Quote: --- Original message by: doompig444 successfully built cache file. I laughed out loud for serious. |
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SlappyThePirate Joined: Aug 24, 2009
You are irritating, I'll release nothing |
Posted: Apr 15, 2011 06:37 PM
Msg. 24 of 24
No, that's an update edge error. Open edges are for when an edge touches only one face, update edge errors are for when an edge touches more than two faces.
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