what would you do if the flood came to your house?

put up sandbags.

^^lol

Yea... If you werent dead... I think you would probably die somewhere betweeen teh marriage and the babys... Something tells me that... Not to mention all teh flood I've seen are either popcorn, tiny, or guys....

id capture a infection form and give it to a kid i hate mabey alexhalos a girl
Edited by Higuy on Oct 17, 2007 at 09:47 PM

I'd capture an infection form and poke it with a sharp knife.... XD

Or a needle... Attached to a hose... Attached to a helium tank... Then I'd have some tape, and some string... And I'd have a flood balloon!!!! YAY!!!
Edited by Caboose117 on Oct 17, 2007 at 09:48 PM

lol

run to the weapon store, buy a shotgun, and FIRE!!!

I'd panic and then realize that this can't happen because its in a video game and not real life. So I'll run back to my PC and point and laugh at this topic.

Um, I'd have it in a box, and use a 10.5 ft long pole with a blade on teh end to poke it....

id hug it

I would get armor that the infection forms cant penetrate, find someway to get them to recognize me as their leader, build up a army of TRILLIONS of infection forms, give them implants that makes it so they recognize everyone i tell them too as friendly, take my infection army, and go to the most
over-populated covenant planet and wreak HAVOK!

Dance.

wasnt this topic done before? anyways.....id go up to my mom and wave an infection form at her and then id probably like get her infected with it and beat the crap out of her so she would become a carrier releaseing more then i would slowly infect the whole world muahahahahahahah but they wouldnt get me because id be in my boxwith little eye cuts like snake on mgs ;P i would rule the world lol

lol yeah i like that idea lol....flood balloon!

I believe you're thinking of HL2 headcrabs there.... I dont think the flood have beaks....

correct i made it to

Dude... Thats disgusting... Get something better to look at...

i would:
1) wip out a crate of plasma grenades turn em on and let em fly (plasma poisoning prtects you from being taken over by the flood)
2) go talk to gravemind (he won't kill me cause i have info that he can't kill to get)
3) go talk to some friends of mine and barrow the MC armor prototype (i can't spell its actual name)
4) wip out two infinite ammo pistols and unload on em
5) call in an airstrike and backup (i don't feel like fighting alone)

-.- so why make it again?

i would strike you for making nonsense post. *presses slap button* <---- i should make an animated gif for that

I would become best friends with it. Then I'll become friends with all of them.Then I take over the world muwhahaha!After that, I'll kill em with my M60.

i would capture them and drop them in a vastly overpopulated country. it wouldn't be overpopulated for long. ^^

fixed that fo-
oh wait.
Edited by Nugga117 on Oct 20, 2007 at 08:20 PM

It would still be overpopulated, actually. Overpopulated with combat and probably some carrier forms. lol

I'd get my rifle and start shooting my way to the nearest gun shop, load some more ammo into the pickup truck I just stole from some combat form, head for the nearest non-infected grocery store and get some food, then head for someplace remote like the Rockies.

All of this is assuming I don't get infected on the way.

actually....i would like to lick an infection form XD lol

Kiwi will teach them how to love.

two things...
1- as a flood i really don't think you'd care about much except "what does gravemind want me to do" and "whens the next dumb sucker gonna run out guns a blazin?"
2- for a flood form to love it would take several things if not all of these: 1- you'd need to teach gravemind or a sac mind how to love[good luck, many minds, no intelegent thinking between them] 2- it would have to be a combat form because only combat forms can have the will not to try to overtake you with any means necessary [ once again good luck it would be like teaching a retard rocket science] 3- you would become grave mind and mentally tell the flood to love [if you pulled that one off you'd have to explain it to me]

lol lots of typing

It was a joke.

i would trow poo at it and see it reaction if it still trying ot kill me then wee over it to wash the poo of of it so maybe it iwll become friends if not trow more poo at it again and run away until i find enough poo to kill it XD
Edited by gamegodlazy on Oct 24, 2007 at 01:34 PM

I would train them and keep them as a pet or if that didnt work I would create the first flood schnauzer
Edited by CLS_GRUNT on Oct 24, 2007 at 02:00 PM

I would say something so complicated that thier brains will pop!

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia.

Situation One (If I were Democrat) Id tell Hillary (before getting infected) that I need her hillary care so I can pay for the de-flood-ing of my body after I get infected.

(If I didnt care)
I'd steal one and take it to a military research lab, become the "guinea pig" in a lab and become the gravemind, causing the forerunner to kill themselves, (copying myself along the way and shipping the real me to some unknown planet)

Note: If even one flood spore survived, teh Gravemind can replicate itself