My name is The Cereal Killer

I used to be an HEK developer, until *ring* "We've got a ban on you, you're blacklisted."

*whistle* When you're banned, you've got nothing.

No tags, no tools, no map history.

You're stuck on whatever site they decide to dump you in, "Where am I?" "Halomaps."

You do whatever work comes your way.

You rely on anyone who's still talking to you;

A firing-position-spamming ex-teammate, "should we shoot them?"

An old friend who's informing on you to the admin, "you know mappers - bunch of bitchy little girls."

Family, too... "Hey is that your mom again?" if you're desperate.

Bottom line, as long as you're banned, you aren't releasing anything.

Cool story bro.

you can get banned from hek? wha?? D: