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Name: Homers Melee Dojo
Size: small
Author: NerveBooger/Slap Happy

* I wish I had a Homer Simpson biped rigged with standard cyborg bones * (anyone? - meh didn't think so)

Download: http://www.filefront.com/17531743/Homers_Melee_Dojo.zip

A Melee map with a "Simpsons" theme. Custom Simpsons sounds of every kind, DOH! CTF, Solo Race, Crazy King and Oddball recommended, supports up to 12

players. Yes, it is a "fist fight" map, with both an uppercut (primary fire) and a mean right fist (melee), and a left cross (crouch + melee).

Also, custom "Homer" taunts activated by the flashlight. Doh! and the frags are Duff beer cans! (mmmm beer) The flag is a cake! (mmmmm cake). The

oddball is a cyborg helmet (doh! stupid cyborg!) Share crazy king with the entire Simpsons family (Doh! stupid family!)

It's a dysfunctional family fight at the Dojo! Brawl it out! (I don't recommend infinite grenades - Doh! stupid server admins!)

Enjoy - (Doh! Why you little . . . . !)

Credits:

BSP: thinkreddie
Moonshine Healthpack: H@ngM@n
Cake-Flag: Kingfish999
Krusty Flag: me
Cyborg Helmet: unknown, (was a scenery object, adapted to weapon by me)
Weapon: Unarmed by Killa, drastically modified by me
cyborg: Jahrain
Player Anims: ZTeam, Ghost & Jahrain

Custom Player Dialogues: Compiled by me (voice actors of The Simpsons)

Apu:

"You magnificent bastage, I salute you!"
"Silly customer! You cannot have the twinki!"
"It is a great insult to both my ancestors an my god, but ok!"
"Yes, I am sorry I do not speak english!"

Bart:
"It's craptacular."
"What a load of crappy crap crap."

Marge:
"She's such a butthole!"

Nelson:
"Hah-ha!"

Principal Skinner:
"Your BUTT is mine!"

Mr. Montgomery:
"Well huzzah, huzzah! I'll just throw back by legs and pollute my britches with delight!"
"DaRn it Smithers, this isn't rocket science - it's brain surgery!"

Homer:
Custom Melee sounds: "Doh! Doh! Doh! Doh!" (variety of tones)

Violent Death:

"Ah! Boogieman!"
"Ah! I mean . . . hello!"
"Can I go now?"
"Go to heCK!"
"hee hee!"
"Woo hoo!"
"Outa my way jerkBUTT!"
"Kiss my curvy butt goodbye!"
"Kiss my hairy yellow butt"
"Ahhh!"
"Why you little!"
"You blew it up!"
"You maniac!"
"DaRn You!"
"DaRn you all to heck!"

Quiet Death:

"Trying is the first step towards failure"
"Aww crap!"
"Damn it, oh ah hell with this!"
"Aww what a jip"
"Booring!"
"Bowels clenching, not much time!"
"Ewww, stomach churning!"
"Me lose brain? Uh-oh!"
"I have misplaced my pants"
"Mmm bacon!"
"mmm beer!"
"Mmm 64 slices of american cheese, oh!"
"ooooh, floor-pie!"
"Thatsa nice-a donut!"
"mmmm organized crime"
"mmmm something"

Taunts:

"In your face!"
"That kid's got bosoms!"
"You suck diddly-uck flanders!"

Various:

"You bet your sweet BUTT!"
"I am evil homer, I am evil homer" (singing)
"Oh, yyyeeeah"
Edited by Slap Happy on Nov 19, 2010 at 01:21 AM