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Arby and the Chief lawl.
THERE CUTTING THREW THE DOOR TAKE COVER! TAKE COVER!
or at least I think thats from halo...

I found it funny when he said "I'm too pretty to die!" in halo 1. It's right when you enter the covenant ship on truth and reconciliation.

Edited by madkiller92 on Oct 25, 2008 at 12:48 PM

Halo 2:

Tartarus: "Humans! I'll deal with them."
Elite: "That fool, he'll alert them to our presence!"
Other Elite: "Look on the bright side, maybe they'll shoot him down."

Halo 3:
Marine Saved from Death:
I love ya chief.

Chief kills enemies in area. Marine:
Gotta love that guy huh?
Edited by Advancebo on Oct 25, 2008 at 06:02 PM

Brute: wanna join me?

LOL

Halo 3 Marine:
Hey chief, I sent you a friend request!

LOL

Btw, get on xfire.

Haha, thats a great one.

sgt johnson

"Hey ba***rds knock knock!

MR. Mohowk

hell chief, it'll take more than a pack of alien horror-show freaks to take out sargent A.J Johnson!

halo 2 when your the arbiter and you save a grunt and two jackals from sentinels the grunt says

" Arbiter our saver... stupid jackal say thank you!"

Then the jackal hisses or some thing like that.
Edited by poop on Nov 2, 2008 at 06:24 PM

when you walk into a room with grunts (rarely) in halo 3:
Oh hi, welcome to Grunt's Deaths

"Me do something wrong?"
Grunts in Halo 2 when you shoot them as the Arbiter. It just sounds cute.

Halo 1 yes. Halo 2 sometimes. Halo 3, um noo.

this is my favorite deleted scene!!!
watch the elite pls!!(you'll laugh)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_YAJsXkMGg&feature=related

ODST: "Hell'o!!, Sniper 3rd floor left","Here let me give'em my welcome to earth basket" then jackal falls,grenade explodes , grunts flee, 1 grunt get's choke-thrown by elite. nahhh just watch this

Wow, that cutscene is amazing. I wonder why they cut it out?

and ohh Higuy
watch this one too rhis is a good and very funny 1

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M7TqSGUDpkc&feature=related

Must show the ODST's too much and they might have already been planning Halo 3: Recon. Didn't want to show how badass they really were.

I think that's why they cut that scene get it "cut-scene"

"It's not that I wanna kill ya, it's just that your too ugly to let live!"-Sergeant Johnson, Halo 2
"Hey, I heard you guys taste...just like chicken!"-Sergeant Stacker, Halo 2
Edited by Cpt Anon on Nov 25, 2008 at 01:49 PM

They made it for the h2 multiplayer map pack as a bonus special feature, did they not?

I like it when Sgt Johnson says DIE YOU UGLY SOn OF A- then battle rifle amunition goes off

This was during combat

Johnson : "Alright all u greenhorns, listen up my name is Sgt. Johnson. When u're not in my presence, u can call me anything ur degenerate hearts desire asuming ur tiny brains (something)

But when i'm here, u are to address me as "Sir, Yes Sir!!!!" do I make myself clear! (i dont remember now just watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc65uarp9k4&feature=related )

H1: Kill an ally, marine says "What the hell, dumb ass?!"

H3: Marine: "Hang on to something, I'm not good at driving!"

H3 Brute: Kill a brute, another says "He was my lover!"

H3 Grunt: Kill a grunt, another says "He killed Boonflip, the flippiest boon I ever saw!"

And, of course, this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-d7IiiyukTc

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Edited by Karrde on Dec 14, 2008 at 01:37 PM

Johnson calls Halo "God's own anti-son-of-a-botch-machine"

One of the few from halo 1:
* Sticks grunt *

"Not again!"

Somehow this strikes me as funny

halo one, you go to kill (or kill?) a grunt and he says *please! i have wife and kids!)
this was on Halo for the xbox, not on the pc