I have a cheat. It's called "aiming".
It's really effective and pwns noobs hard.

I have another cheat. It's called "lowering my resolution to achieve more FPS".
This way, I actually have a smooth game.

I have another cheat. It's called "looking at the rules of the game".
By doing this, I can avoid being banned by server admins.

I have another cheat. It's called "knowledge that Halo is only a game".
With this cheat, my deaths are less frustrating, and the kills do not give me throes of euphoria, allowing me to concentrate more on the game.

I have another cheat. It's called "moving and shooting at the same time".
This cheat is almost like a health hack, as it allows me to avoid getting damage, while still kicking ass.

I have another cheat. It's called "using any weapon I want".
With this cheat, I no longer am restricted to a mere pistol and AR/Shotgun. I can use Rocket Launchers, Fuel rods, Snipers, anything that I please.

I have another cheat. It's called "powerups".
With these, I can turn almost invisible for a bit using one called "active camo". I have to pick it up in a place in a level. There is also one that gives me extra shields, called "overshield". There is also one that works like a health hack, I just walk over a medkit and TADA! My health is replenished.


Save me, leet hax.

no one cares for you.[/sarcasm]

I lol'd real hard.

i have a cheat, its called, shoot. you aim ad fire your weapon.