Starship Troopers: The Map

Requirements for mapping this map:

someone tell me where i can find some good biped modeling tuts.

someone who knows how to tag bipeds

me learning to use maya and make some SST bipeds

someone who can model some SST weapons

someone who can actually give me advice on how to get MMT back on their feet again so im not sitting around like a lazy dumb arse and start actually making maps again becuase i recently got new inspiration.

someone that knows how to get SST sfx whitout doing it illegaly

someone whos seen the movie (besides me) and knows how everything goes

someone to help run MMT as a advisor & a secondary team leader

someone to tell me to STFU and make my own crap so i can go: "ok, i will" then i go make a AWSOME map and post it up for download for the whole world to see.

and finally someone else to tell me what i missed.