We're making a full-length movie (1hr. 53 min. runtime). It's called Zero Ground, and it's about 2 bounty hunters who are led by this Evil dude named Remmy "Evil" McKlein. They plan to destroy the EAB installation by replacing all of it's units with phonys to betray the members, and kidnapping the president of the unit - John "VP" Sanders. Only one soldier,(not above Sergeant, everyone above Sergeant couldn't be replaced) Private Randy "Steelskin" McKlein, twin of Remmy. Here's a little sample of the script-
(Gemini - Walkway Prisoner Escortion Scene)
(Walks)
Evil: Who passes upon my sexy layer? -Inquire-ish
Evan: It is I, Evan, and my assistant Vex- -Loyal-ish
Vexlo: Ghihard Blow Shaaaaaaa- (I am NOT YOUR FRIGGIN-) -Angry
Evil: Silence! Now, has though acquired the bling bling? -Inquire-ish
Evan: Yes, we have, sir- -Loyal-ish
Evil: did you just say shirt? -Inquire-ish
Evan: No, I said sir. -Pissed
Evil: You know what? Let me show you a little video.
(Video title: How to Obey Your master)
Narrator (Happy): This is How you obey your master. Keep quiet unless he let's you talk, and do everything he says!
Girl (Annoyed): How come we can't be masters?!?!?!
Narrator (Happy): It doesn't say on this paper!
Girl (Very Annoyed): I don't think ruling the world has anything to do with having a Y-Chromosome!
Narrator (Very Happy): Oh, wait! Let me show you a video!
(Video video title: How to obey your feminine master)
Girl Narrator (Happy): This is How you obey your feminine master. Keep quiet unless she let's you talk, and do everything she says!
Boy (Annoyed): How come we can't be masters?!?!?!
Girl Narrator (Happy): It doesn't say on this paper!
Boy (Very Annoyed): I don't think ruling the world has anything to do with having two X-Chromosome!
Girl Narrator (Very Happy): Oh, wait! Let me show you a video!
(Video video video title: How to obey your male master)
Narrator (Happy): This is How you obey your master. Keep quiet unless he let's you talk, and do everything he says!
Girl (Annoyed): How come we can't be masters?!?!?!
Narrator (Happy): It doesn't say on this paper!
Girl (Very Annoyed): I don't think ruling the world has anything to do with having a Y-Chromosome!
Narrator (Very Happy): Oh, wait! Let me show you a video!
(Video video video video title: How to obey your feminine feminine master)
Girl Narrator (Happy): This is How you obey your feminine master. Keep quiet unless she let's you talk, and do everything she says!
Boy (Annoyed): How come we can't be masters?!?!?!
Girl Narrator (Happy): It doesn't say on this paper!
Boy (Very Annoyed): I don't think ruling the world has anything to do with having two X-Chromosome!
Girl Narrator (Very Happy): Oh, wait! Let me show you a video!
(Video video video video video title: How to obey your male male master)
Narrator (Happy): This is How you obey your master. Keep quiet unless he let's you talk, and do everything he says!
Girl (Annoyed): How come we can't be masters?!?!?!
Narrator (Happy): It doesn't say on this paper!
Girl (Very Annoyed): I don't think ruling the world has anything to do with having a Y-Chromosome!
Narrator (Very Happy): Oh, wait! Let me show you a video!
(Video video video video video video title: How to obey your feminine feminine feminine master)
Girl Narrator (Happy): This is How you obey your feminine master. Keep quiet unless she let's you talk, and do everything she says!
Boy (Annoyed): How come we can't be masters?!?!?!
Girl Narrator (Happy): It doesn't say on this paper!
Boy (Very Annoyed): I don't think ruling the world has anything to do with having two X-Chromosome!
Girl Narrator (Very Happy): Oh, wait! Let me show you a video!
(Skips back to Gemini)
Evan: Dude, I've seen enough.
Evil: Dude, you sucked enough.
Evan: What's that supposed to mean?
To see the rest... you'll just have to wait. Until then, you can recieve updates on
http://nitrox.bravehost.com/We will also sell copies of the DVD with deleted scenes, behind the scenes, and more. Later!