I understand it now.. Dennis is Killer5000's father and I'm his edgy rebel daughter that sneaks out every night to go to moshpits. It all makes sense. Thats why dennis wont ban killer even though hes clearly a troll and ive told him to ban me a good few times and hes exclaimed that it takes too long or he doesn't want to.

Alt theory - Dennis is Shizuo and Salimander is Izaya. Halomaps forum is Ikeburuko, Mootjuh is Russia Sushi and i'm Celty.

Alt theory 2 - Dennis is Kyon, I'm Haruhi, Asakura is Sali, Oskar is Taniguchi, VampireGirl is Nagato and Koizumi is MatthewDratt
Edited by AllySuzumiya on Sep 29, 2013 at 12:07 PM

Revised, and eww.. Reading..

what is this crap

No!

Not until I've posted at least once in it!

Hi!






There, now it can die.

Don't worry ranger, I'm 14 and am about 5'7"

I am 19 and am 5'6"

eh.... could be taller

and cue the lock, also 6ft on the dot with 25 days until my 19th birthday, first one to remember gets a cookie

You're 6 inches tall? You sure have the nerve to call people short.

Yes, they put it the right way.

Oh my god dude, please google what you just said (specifically the 6"2)

You mean you didn't find the country that uses that format?

Edited by Nickster5000 on Sep 29, 2013 at 05:25 PM

Every time someone referred to me as a male, I rebuked them and exclaimed that 'Ally' is not a man's name. I've also claimed on multiple occasions that my name is, in fact 'Allison', which is why my account name is 'AllySuzumiya'
So no. I'm not a guy.
Also, I'm 17 years old, was born 3 years ago and I'm 5'6. I feel short.

Annnd now you know.. Now, if you would excuse me, I have to google 'mootjuh' to find out just what the heck a Mootjuh is. Also, I pretty much assumed that Vampire_Girl was female, or at the least one of those chill hipster transvestites that work at Hot Topic and insinuate that the 'smoking products' they sell are actually for weed, even though the product itself states that it's for tobacco products only... Please tell me she's not the latter. I hate those Hot Topic people.

You shut your trap, Nagato, you're only 6 inches tall. -_-

Anyhow, ARE you female or are you one of the transvestite Hot Topic employees.. Actually, I don't feel like writing that all out again. Refer to my previous post and answer. I needs to know.. Don't ignore my know-needs.

I thought it was AllySuchichongchu...
Edited by OrangeJuice on Sep 29, 2013 at 06:42 PM

In regards to your first comment regarding fixing mistakes, HEYYOOOOOO!!!!!!!

In regards to your second comment, nope. Choose. Are you a girl or a Hot Topic employee?

Use your imagination ♥ ♥ ♥ !

and while you're at it, go hump a pillow or something.

I'm 3'8" with thin skin and three toes protruding from my abdomen. I can't speak but type with the seven fingers that I still have on my hands. I've learned everything in my life through association on the internet.

Did that belong here?

Was that so hard? And gracious, no. I'm not qualified to talk about casual drug-use! Also.. I think people that wear gauges in their ears are disgusting >_<

And they deserve hasty deaths..
But you're a six foot tall bi-curious dominatrix?

Ding* Ding* Ding* ding**

Congratulations, eligible bachelor Number.37! :D
You are no longer an eligible bachelor!

EDIT> Here is your consolation prize: I hope it satisfies your senses:


Edited by OrangeJuice on Sep 29, 2013 at 07:30 PM

Not at all.. It sounds pretty awesome. I just don't really understand what exactly a dominatrix does.. I always imagined Dominatrix to mean 'Dom's in the matrix' and Dom from Gears of War was dodging bullets in slow motion.. Or like that club off of Saints Row: The Third.

A dominatrix is unlike a succubus: a lot more controlling, and more interested in being a cocktease than actually having sex.
Poof!

I will remove this post if Dennis wishes me to, or if he locks the topic.
Edited by OrangeJuice on Sep 29, 2013 at 07:43 PM

Why does it mater what your gender, race, or personal life is? Its irrelevant, you could be an octopus and it would make no difference, the only thing that maters is how they act online, since its the only way you interact with each other. It makes no difference that im a fatass, I could be thousands of pounds, and it wouldn't effect how we communicate online.

This forum needs more guys... SOoooooooo BORING!
Edited by OrangeJuice on Sep 29, 2013 at 07:48 PM

I'm pretty sure Trevor is going to lock this but it's all fine.. We learned so much about each other.. We're like best friends now.. And yeah, we're a pretty unusual forum..

Speaking of forums, we should just make a HaloCE Subreddit and post all our crap in there. At least there, we wont need to worry about getting crap taken down. Also, there'd be no LMT-KimotoDragon, Aseroth or Destroyer50 there.. And we could appoint MODS
Edited by AllySuzumiya on Sep 29, 2013 at 07:51 PM

v Kirby? v

Reddit loves halo. Therefore, instant subs.

So is Halomaps and Modacity. Just stay in the subreddit.. Besides.. We can do something amazing there... WE CAN MAKE OFF-TOPIC POSTS!!!

Wtf is going on here...

No.. It hasn't been tried by real people. It's been tried by people who suck at Reddit. I don't suck at Reddit.. So I could make it happen.
Also, as a mod, I have the ability to do this.

And you have the ability to do this when you see something you like

Which is exactly why I want to.. Like.. I'm not 'that' arrogant.. Also, I can appoint mods...
But yeah <citation needed> was pretty bad when it came to it's owners.. I intend to change that.

And OF COURSE I want to punch people.. I mean, come on.. That looks awesome.. The cool thing about that, is that that's the admin of the LMT forum.. Fernando Ferdinand Hernandez

I'm like Kamina and HCE Maps is like the hole.. Vampire_Girl is Yoko, Mootjuh is Simon, Dennis is Lord Genome, KimotoDragon/Aseroth is Leeron.. And /r/CEMaps is Team Dai Gurren!
Edited by AllySuzumiya on Sep 29, 2013 at 08:27 PM

So... I was thinking...

Jalapeno Sandwich Recipe.

Ingredients:

2 jalapeno peppers, cut in half lengthwise and seeded
2 slices sour dough bread
1 tablespoon butter, room temperature
2 tablespoons cream cheese, room temperature
1/2 cup jack and cheddar cheese, shredded
1 tablespoon tortilla chips, crumbled

Directions:

Place the peppers on a baking sheet with the cut side facing down.

Place the baking sheet on the top shelf in the oven and broil until the outer layer of the skin has blackened, about 8-14 minutes.

Place the peppers in a zip-lock bag or other sealable container, seal and let them cool until you can handle them, about 20 minutes.

Remove the skins from the peppers. The skins should easily "pinch" off.

Butter the outside of each slice of bread and spread the cream cheese on the inside.

Sprinkle half of the cheese on the cream cheese of one slice of bread, top with the jalapenos, crumbled tortilla chips, the remaining cheese and finally the other slice of bread.

Heat a non-stick pan over medium heat.

Add the sandwich and grill until golden brown and the cheese has melted, about 2-4 minutes per side.

... And don't forget to pre-heat your oven.

...and don't forget that fire is an illusion, not heat.