wat would u do if the flood came to your house?

lol id hide in my frigerator
Edited by Higuy on Aug 13, 2007 at 05:43 AM

id frigging run i dont feel like being infected with a parasite the size of a bowling ball that would kill my chances of hooking up lol

print out a picture of michael jackson and scare it away!

id kick it in the balls (if it has any) if he dosen't have any i would use the karate moves i have been taught so far (im a white belt!).

option1-let the infector flood try to take over my body(of course they would die in the process{yay brain fluctuation} [yay new regenerative abilities])
option2-grab my convienient baseball bat and "swing for the fences"
option3-go matrix style on all their dumb /-)**E*
option4-radio in my buddies (goodbye flood)

Well, seing as the flood will keep on coming... I'd have to say I'd die. But not without a fight... And explosions...

I would build a Halo and activate it. And then lock this topic...

why ya gotta be so mean sim lol

That wouldnt help very much now would it? You'd kill yourself, and also, the Halo's didnt do so well with getting rid of the flood....

hmm... well.... ther'd be alot of things that i can't say here being said.... then an "oh yeh... right" *runs* thing.... go out my fire escape window thing..... don't ask it was here when we moved in... and run.... then go back later cause I would have forgot my laptop.... then i'd go to the guns store thats not too far away and get me a shotgun and lots of ammo... then i'd get an atv and callit a mongoose (lol) and then i'd ride around (yoyoarast style) shooting and running over the flood..... then i'd find a way to get to halo.... or atleast dig to the ark and fire the halo's right after I teleport to a shield world (i think theres more than one) and hide there.

Then i'd find the nearest forrunner high speed internet connection and electrisity and play halo and tap into bungies hq and steal halo3 and have fun till life comes back.

I would get all my pets to attack it, and if it infects all my pets i would just use an escape pod to fly to the moon, and if the flood somehow follow me there i would kick it in the nuts so it flies up into space and burns in the sun.

Huh? thats completely irrelevant.

woooooooooowwww thats disturbing as **** lol but yea um ........................... i wood get my bebe gun and my little bros fake guitar and u no the rest...................................................................................................................................................let me tell u any ways id shoot all shots at it then wen out of ammo take guitar and smash

Eat it's face.

I gave a combat form a chetto and it exploded YAAA!!

I'd form a mutual relationship with the infection form, complete with lots of paperwork. I would let him infect me, but rather than dying, I would be able to use the powers he gives me to my advantage and only use them when appropriate. You know you all want that. In return he gets to watch all the south park he wants with me. EVERYONE WINS.

And you guys are all invited too.
Edited by Nugga117 on Aug 14, 2007 at 10:51 PM

guys we invinted YAAA!!!!

Cooking does tend to take out most of the nutritional value, however Kiwi doesn't want to get Salmonella.

i wonder what ta end of halo3 is

how

/emo

Total emo.

And the flood thingy, I would distract it by saying, "OMIGOSH! Is that The Master Cheif?". Then it would turn around, and I'll give him a good beating. Then I'll tie it up to chair and make it watch Telletubbies and Barney (ULTIMATE TORTURE)!!!!!!

halo3 gonna be auesome grunts scary

ending of halo 3

Cortana goes rampant, desides to activate the earths "final weapon"(one hulk of a space gun) master cheif and the arbitor show up both to stop cortana...chief blames the arbitor for cortanas rampancy, bam they begin to have their final battle (energy swords lol) then the monitor shows up "a construct activating this planetoid's weapon, this i cannot allow" he tries to stop her... only optionis to use the self destruct... chief and the arbitor keep fighting right into an excape pod, they get launched into space... self destruct finalizes, boom!!!! oops no more earth... bigger oops the excape pod gets caught in the blast... the chief and arbitor are both killed and their bodies are flung from the debry the arbitors body is found by a nearby human space ship and the chiefs body is found by a nearby covanent ship... the two fueding parties decide to end the conflict and they exchange bodies(the chief for the arbitor) and there is a big funeral... during the proceedings omg the flood show up... entro halo 4

Weirdest Idea yet... I think I have a better one....

The Master Cheif finds a Forerunner artifact, that sends him into the past, to the time when the flood was released on Halo. Then he stops the covenant from ever accidentaly releasing it, then goes back to the present (H3's present) and finishes the fight, although, with 2 prophets to kill I would think.... (I believe Mercy was killed by the flood.... I know one of em was )

In Halo 3 it is revealed that the grunts orchestrated it all from the start to take over the universe's supply of food nipples. The evil looking grunts are ones with out food nipples.

I knew it! It was all a conspiracy!
The flood are really Grunts in costumes that kill the Covenant to steal the Food Nipples. Why else would they attack High Charity?
Gravemind? A giant robot that is commanded by Yayap the Grunt.

yayap dies

Yayap's body dies, but they transfer his consciousness into a clone.

the grunts put yayap in gravemind

Nugga is a better grunt than Yayap. He'll make Yayap his biznatch.
See, An Unggoy Life, fan fiction

It's fan fiction though, therefore it doesn't factor into this.

mc came to my house. hes a delivery boy now

Would end pretty quicky, I bet the rounds would go right through the flood forms, and also, I bet the combat forms are a lot stronger than you, especially when its like 10 on 1...